Big Game Hunting PickUp Contest

[oilbaron4]

Last weekend I went to Lethbridge for a party/pick-up contest with decent prize money some beginner/intermediate pua friends invited me too. The contest: who can get the furthest with the BIGGEST girl! I made a personal decision to never hook <7/10 again but this had to be an exception. The night started out with playing golf and splitting a 2-6 with my buddy who I won golf with. We were in the zone and everyone was peacocking to the max. I wore my white suit, an Indiana Jone Hat and had a whip to tame the wildabeast i'd take down. We go to Ezzies which is just like cowboys and I open a bachelorette party just naturally by talking to the fattest girl there first(though now this was the target so should I have opened the hotty?) with "you look like a naughty girl, (sly smile) don't make me use my whip" she says she wants me to help her with a task on her scavenger hunt so I look at it. She wants a condom, I tell her its a little soon and say i'll help you out with this(dance with a random guy) and take her to the dance floor. I'm wasted and she is about 200 pounds so I almost drop her when I dip her but we make out and she LOVES it. I do a role play where she's my wife and sugar momma, she loves it and asks for my number. As a joke I gave her my friends number She starts taking off my shirt and white suit jacket on the dance floor and i look over and my friend/competition has the same action going on with an even bigger girl! I came to win so I ditched my 200 pound friend and we all go to an even dirtier fuckin filthy bar called Sound Garden. This place is NASTY and I am in state but NEED to pull a fatty so I don't even get a drink i go straight to the edge of the stage, scope out the FATTEST and i mean FUCKIN FAT girl in the club. She's dancin with some 18 year old scrawny kid and I just walked up, grabbed her and pulled her over to dance with me and amazingly she complied! I was no like I need to lay down game fast as it was 1:30 and this shithole closed at 2. I danced like a maniac with her, stole another fatty from another dude, went back to the first one and the went on the speakers where everyone can see and just did the most sloppy grinding/ makeout ever. My buddies are all laughing except one who's making out with a 220 pound Hippo below me but my girl had a good 40 pounds on her and was also snagletoothed so I knew if i could pull her i'd win. I dragged her into a corner where she number closed me and I gave her my buddies number again(now theres 4 fatties who have his number )
We lower our energy level, and I say lets go. She says only if i can convince her friends. Her friends are bitches and say no so I just tell my target, HB1 that we need to leave now to get a cab and she complies. We can't get a cab so I negotiate some random guy to aloow us to jump in the back of his truck if he'll drive us home. I take her back but have 4 buddies i'm sharing a room with. They get wide eyes when they see they trophy I have and I lay her down on the bed. The girl is a skank and takes her clothes off, I get naked and I start fingering her. My buddies are grossed out and leve to next door where they listen to the taming of a Wolly Mammoth. My one buddy pulled a fatty and go second, I won with an HB1, Balooga Whale and now have some throat infection likely because of one of the nasty fatties from last Saturday in Leth. I never wanna remember it again seriously it is not fun banging a girl like that, part of me wishes i couldn't get it up.

[oilbaron4]

A side note for that, I DONT recommend grabbing random girls from guys, I got two guys wanting to fight me, one beer bottle thrown at me and several other VERY dirty looks. I was ROASTING in my suit and a hot girl threw a glass of water on me which felt good but i think I told her she was a boring lil twig and then grabbed my fatty and pushed HB1 into HB7.5 while I had my tongue down HB1's throat.

[jshrk]

Lol, you disgust me

[skelletor]

sounds like fun, maybe-sort of.

why not replace the fatties with hotties, and play the same game?

[oilbaron4]

Ya i'd prefer gaming hotties but this is some long-standing tradition i've only recently become part of. You need to be soooo drunk to hit on girls as fat as we did, wow.
Pick-up contests are a great deal of fun and an excellent way to push yourself. I find if i've got something on the line or its a competition my game is stepped up. Next time we all hit the club together maybe i'll try'n do some mini "keys to the VIP" comp

[skelletor]

If u hitting the calgary seen post it here so we can all take in on the fun! Or maybe just watch haha.

u guys should be given a medal by jenny craig, for the service you're providing.

'dragon slaying' as a skill has its purpose too.

[Revelry]

Beautiful man. Hey if your serious all the time, then it's no fun. and if you're not havin fun, the girls arent having fun. Nice work... ish.

[WatHughMacallum]

You are just lucky you didn't end up with broken ribs

[oilbaron4]

Lol, I actually did get a trophy for winning (it is a real contest not just something made up that night) and I also got mono i think it was from a fatty that weekend. One thing about making out with lots of girls, having several GF's and often being sleep deprived I find you do get sick more.

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I'm just now getting recovered from mono and am ready to sarg some hotties anyone message me whos down this weekend

[rzz]

LOL, that's hilarious.